Monday, September 15, 2008

OK, best joke wins...

I am sick of Ike, destruction, etc. Still no power, so special thanks to Super Samantha for letting all of us poach her electricity.

Wanted to file a quick update because I found a video of the bear I mentioned the other day.

Still no word when or if we will be on the air again.

OK, I need something to make me laugh. Best joke wins a free 97.5 something...


Valerie said...

Hey, buddy. I am very relieved and happy that you and your family are OK. I can't remember if I sent you this one or not:

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

andonoff said...

One day in an elementary school in Coral Gables, FL, a teacher asks her class if the Hurricanes are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Florida Gators "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Gator fan, my mom is a Gator fan, I guess that makes me a Gator fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Hurricane fan."

andonoff said...

Sorry Fred wrong Hurricans.

Q .. How to you keep Val busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

min said...

A blond and a brunette are in an elevator.

A man gets in the elevator.

The brunette notices dandruff on him and says to the blond, "He needs HEAD AND SHOULDERS!"

The blond looks at the brunette and asks: "How do you give shoulders?

Anonymous said...

A mainlander is visiting a remote outport in Newfoundland, looking for a place to build a summer home and strikes up a conversation with one of the oldtimers. After a brief discussion asks the old man "what is there to here in the summer?" The old man replies "We fish and we f**k." The mainlander asks "Well then, what is there to do in the winter?" To which the old man replies "we don't fish."


Valerie said...

Danny! Bite me!

Valerie said...

Why did Danny buy an electric mower?

So he could find his way back to the house.

How do you get Danny out of a tree?


andonoff said...
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andonoff said...

Did you hear about Maritimer that went over the cliff in his rig?

He was testing his air brakes.

Anonymous said...

A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his
wife and said,

'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at
the same time.'

She said, 'You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends.'

Anonymous said...

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,
then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.

She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and

Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor says.

Your finger is broken!