tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post3834718751786129353..comments2023-11-02T08:14:12.002-05:00Comments on Freddy's World: OK, best joke wins...Fredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09712802691537755621noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-60499984591006545052008-09-17T11:46:00.000-05:002008-09-17T11:46:00.000-05:00A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's of...A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.<BR/><BR/> "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."<BR/><BR/> The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,<BR/> then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.<BR/><BR/> She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and<BR/> screams.<BR/><BR/> Everywhere she touches makes her scream.<BR/><BR/> The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?<BR/><BR/>"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."<BR/><BR/> "I thought so," the doctor says.<BR/><BR/> Your finger is broken!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-60388960375695451362008-09-16T11:01:00.000-05:002008-09-16T11:01:00.000-05:00A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when h...A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his<BR/>wife and said, <BR/> <BR/> <BR/>'Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at<BR/>the same time.'<BR/> <BR/><BR/>She said, 'You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends.'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-23168072858843077692008-09-16T07:11:00.000-05:002008-09-16T07:11:00.000-05:00Did you hear about Maritimer that went over the cl...Did you hear about Maritimer that went over the cliff in his rig?<BR/><BR/>He was testing his air brakes.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002764071026243913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-2747281030465736462008-09-16T07:10:00.000-05:002008-09-16T07:10:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002764071026243913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-67403454461358406502008-09-16T03:34:00.000-05:002008-09-16T03:34:00.000-05:00Why did Danny buy an electric mower?So he could fi...Why did Danny buy an electric mower?<BR/><BR/>So he could find his way back to the house.<BR/><BR/>How do you get Danny out of a tree?<BR/><BR/>Wave.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17183433515192662193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-77674596094075875172008-09-15T19:03:00.000-05:002008-09-15T19:03:00.000-05:00Danny! Bite me!Danny! Bite me!Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17183433515192662193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-24387202265035674442008-09-15T18:20:00.000-05:002008-09-15T18:20:00.000-05:00A mainlander is visiting a remote outport in Newfo...A mainlander is visiting a remote outport in Newfoundland, looking for a place to build a summer home and strikes up a conversation with one of the oldtimers. After a brief discussion asks the old man "what is there to here in the summer?" The old man replies "We fish and we f**k." The mainlander asks "Well then, what is there to do in the winter?" To which the old man replies "we don't fish."<BR/><BR/>HuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-43808425249292968222008-09-15T17:15:00.000-05:002008-09-15T17:15:00.000-05:00A blond and a brunette are in an elevator.A man ge...A blond and a brunette are in an elevator.<BR/><BR/>A man gets in the elevator.<BR/><BR/>The brunette notices dandruff on him and says to the blond, "He needs HEAD AND SHOULDERS!"<BR/><BR/>The blond looks at the brunette and asks: "How do you give shoulders?minhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09709348483342037162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-57385095504357962232008-09-15T15:14:00.000-05:002008-09-15T15:14:00.000-05:00Sorry Fred wrong Hurricans.Q .. How to you keep V...Sorry Fred wrong Hurricans.<BR/><BR/>Q .. How to you keep Val busy all day?<BR/>A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002764071026243913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-3847600363817925222008-09-15T14:47:00.000-05:002008-09-15T14:47:00.000-05:00One day in an elementary school in Coral Gables, F...One day in an elementary school in Coral Gables, FL, a teacher asks her class if the Hurricanes are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.<BR/><BR/>The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"<BR/>Little Jimmy says, "The Florida Gators "<BR/>The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"<BR/>Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Gator fan, my mom is a Gator fan, I guess that makes me a Gator fan."<BR/>The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"<BR/>Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Hurricane fan."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002764071026243913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4749480151809705728.post-47376123624649215212008-09-15T13:39:00.000-05:002008-09-15T13:39:00.000-05:00Hey, buddy. I am very relieved and happy that you ...Hey, buddy. I am very relieved and happy that you and your family are OK. I can't remember if I sent you this one or not:<BR/><BR/>A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'<BR/><BR/>The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.' The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'I am the Father of many.'<BR/><BR/>The boy said, 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.<BR/><BR/>The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17183433515192662193noreply@blogger.com